![]() Maybe they should consider hiring a mermaid instead of a meter maid. They hope to reap enough money to balance the city’s budget if a city official can manage to reach the windshield wipers on the captain’s bridge with a parking ticket. The city of Baltimore, ever on the quest for extra revenue for the city’s coffers, is contemplating ticketing the boat for parking violations. If they determine it’s a hopeless cause, it might make a good permanent lighthouse and serve as a perfect example of why you shouldn’t text and boat. If the ship isn’t damaged too badly, it can continue on its journey once it is freed. Don’t be surprised if we see a huge “Eat at Joe’s” sign plastered on its side soon. If the disaster lasts long enough, Madison Avenue execs in New York are looking into whether there is any money to be made in displaying advertisements on the side of the ship. So what gives?Ĭurious gawkers can be seen daily gathering on the shoreline to point, smirk and laugh at the grounded vessel. And this happened in an age where we are constantly told the Earth is threatened by rising sea levels. The ship ran aground on the only seamount within miles. At Ever Forward Marketing, we value teamwork within our agency and strive for good partnerships across all platforms. Salvor Donjon Smit has conducted underwater inspections of the 1,095-foot (334-meter) Ever Forward and a rescue team can put the refloating plan in motion, but first authorities must approve it. If they are willing to wait long enough and are lucky enough, hurricane season might just solve their problems for them. The crew of the Ever Forward like the crew of the Ever Given is fighting boredom biding their time playing cards, ordering takeout and probably watching reruns of “Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea” while waiting for someone to untangle this mess.
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